"I received the bill. It was mine. And yet, I asked myself, was it really? After all, years had passed, and I had changed. Become more responsible. And the new, responsible me wasn’t the person who generated that bill. That was the old, irresponsible me. I decided that the phone bill was the old me’s problem, and that I would let him handle it."
— From Bundle.com, the very, very funny story of one unapologetically unpaid $800 phone bill.